Uncle Jase’s Silly Stories for Kids

Today’s story is embracing the sunset instead of avoiding it. Because even when the sun goes down, you might find something just as special shining some light on the evening. So put on your dancing shoes, or better yet, put your bare feet in the grass, and join in for The Firefly Dance.

If the Earth is spinning, why don’t we get dizzy? If you’re looking for a scientific deep dive into astronomy, you are in the wrong place. But if you want a silly story about a little girl racing around the world trying to keep up with the sun, then you’re in luck!

Get ready for the silliest story I’ve ever written! Well maybe not the silliest, but it’s definitely the longest. And it’s true! At least partially. It happened a long time ago and my memory is a little fuzzy. Enjoy this treat for your ears… and funny bone!

I’m usually a big fan of sharing: toys, ice cream, homework answers. But when it comes to the vegetables in my garden, I can be pretty selfish. And it doesn’t matter how cute or not cuddly the animal is that wants a little snack. See who tries to make themselves at home in this silly story: Stay Out of My Garden.

Everybody loves pizza. Or do they? What about birthdays? Or puppies? The answers might surprise you in this silly song with an even sillier audience. Make sure to listen to the end, because things might get a little weird.

Do you like potatoes? If you do, then I bet you’ll love this silly story, The Potato Fairy. And if you don’t like potatoes? Well I definitely have some questions for you, but hopefully you’ll still like it anyway. Now excuse me while I go fix some french fries.

Grab a friend and get ready to dance to this silly song! There might just be a surprise at the end…

I asked for limericks and you answered! I hope you enjoy these listener limericks as much as I did!

I can’t get enough of silly animal stories so here is a collection of animal limericks to hopefully tickle your funny (dog) bone. There may be an extra story about the wildest animals of all - kids!

Today’s story is a little sweet and a lot silly. It’s about trying to be the best version of yourself, and how that might not look exactly like what you might expect. It’s not about burping, I promise.

Have you ever felt like this sad child after gingerbread house building has gone awry? If so, you just might enjoy this silly holiday song, Gingerbread Bummer. Happy Holidays!

Happy 5 year anniversary! Thank you so much for going on this silly journey with me. I’m so thankful I had to write another silly Thanksgiving story. I hope you laugh so hard mashed potatoes come out of your nose!

What if your Grandma had a secret? What if she couldn’t tell you, because her teeth were in another room? We might find out in this silly, spooky story.

The picture says it all. Almost. My poor dog Andre had to spend some time in a cone of shame recently, but that’s only 1 side of the story. To get another, sillier perspective… you’ll just have to listen.

If you could be anything, what would you be? That’s such a big question, it may be hard to know where to begin. But maybe this silly song will give you some good, or bad, ideas.

What’s the craziest excuse you can think of for being late to school? Whatever it is, the reason in today’s stilly story just might have it beat.

This story is pretty timely for all the slightly bigger kids graduating high school or college. But it might also resonate for smaller kiddos just starting school or anything new. This isn’t the silliest story, but I hope you like it anyway.

How many words could possibly rhyme with peas? Spoiler alert, a lot. But I won’t spoil what name rhymes…

If you could only eat one color of food, what would it be? After listening to this silly song I think you’ll know my answer! I hope it’s a treat for your ears (and funny bones). Then afterwards you should get a green treat for your belly!

This sweet, silly story is inspired by and dedicated to all the people I love. I hope you love it too!

What would you do if you woke up and your elbows weren’t on your arms? Where could they have gone? What might be in their place? And how in the world does it lead to eating ice cream for breakfast? If you want to know, you’ll just have to take a trip with me to Upside Down Land.

The title might sound a little strange, but there’s nothing wrong with being different. Enjoy!

Hopefully this silly, snowy story will have enough laughs to keep you warm through the winter months. But watch out, because you never know when an icy attacker could be lurking around the corner.

You never know what might happen when you hit the trails with your best friend. This semi-true silly story looks at some of the fun you can have running with your dog in the woods.

A mostly silly, slightly spooky story just in time for Halloween! Perfect for a campfire, pre-trick-or-treating party, or when you’ve already listened to Monster Mash 3,861 times.

There are lots of colors out in the world and this silly song covers several. But it focuses mainly on one particular blue… I mean hue. And that’s blue! And did I mention there’s more harmonica? Lots of harmonica!

Hello Friends! Do you know what a flarinet is? If not, you need to listen to this story immediately. It just might be the silliest thing you come across all week!

I sure hope this story is good enough!

More mini-stories, this time all about summer, swimming, vacations, and the beach! Now that’s something I can sink my teeth into. These funny story snippets will take you through the highs and lows of summer trips from basking in the sun to waking up super early to hit the road. And beware, a coconut can be both high and low, so watch where you lay!